Don't Get Me Started with Linda Sharp

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Don't Get Me Started with Linda Sharp,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
Maybe it's because it seems Dior has bought every second of advertising real estate on Bravo - I swear to God,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I have seen her strip down at least 50 times since yesterday - maybe it's just not my cup of eau de toilette. Maybe it's because I cringe at the thought of those dirty shoes stepping all over that couture gown of hers. Maybe Rudy doesn't come home for 12 more days and I'm just horny and irritable.
(Did I just type that out loud,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]?)
But it won't,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]. Not until every bottle has been bought by every brainless man with a Theron fetish out there. Not until it all ends up under millions of Christmas trees,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych].
"Look honey! I can't wait for you to rip off your cubic zirconias,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], toss your tarnished gold plated snake chain,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], damn the minivan,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and strip off your stained sweatpants! Just be sure you wear this, so I can fantasize about Charlize."
Yes,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], she is beautiful. Yes,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I've smelled the stuff - it isn't bad. But they have so completely killed this commercial - kind of like a Kelly Clarkson song that gets beat to death on the radio,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], till YOU. HATE. IT. - that I don't want it.
Warning to Rudy: Don't even go near it. are you listening,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Rudy?)
I am a woman but have to say that you and other women like you are the ones dating,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], chasing,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], living with, and presumably still wanting to have sex with these "brainless" men as you are all so quickly willing to call them and in so many different ways. You speak about men with the deepest of disdain and sometimes outright disgust,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and yet you aim the bulk of the actual expression of that disgust on other women and things (like this commercial) that have to do with other women.
Women like you are responsible for commercials like this. There ARE other options than Rudy and Jerry and Tom and Peter,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], you know. Try loving yourselves and other women more,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], both figuratively and maybe even literally. You don need men so desperately to validate yourselves as sexual beings. Really. Now go ahead and act all outraged and shocked and put off. But think about it as well. Oh,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and btw: man,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], woman,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], or alien - Charlize is beyond hot.
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